SOTF Mini's Mom, and resident Old Lady of the site, having been around circa late V2 and proved completely impossible to budge ever since. Ten years and counting, over half of which has been spent at a member of the staff time. Is also a fine, fine specimen of genetics and humanity, and is quite the fox.
Has, perhaps unsurprisingly, therefore written a complete boatload of characters.
Lucy O'Donnell (adopted)
...and about a dozen others on Mini